DAY 16

IT JUST HAD TO BE ME

It keeps replaying in my head every now and then but it could have been worse than that. I didn't actually forget about it, I wanted to keep it to myself but of what use is that the whole crowd saw me, the whole crowd heard me.

All of a sudden he pointed toward where we were seated and asked are those guys officials, quickly we all stood up and headed for the nearest available seat but you know there always has to be a scape goat or rather let me put it this way someone needs to bell the cat.

He called me out to face a crowd of about a 1000, something I have never done in ma entire life, he whispered to me turn around, what went through ma mind was that he wanted to search ma wallet or maybe he just want to see ma back side but why on earth did he want that?.. sagging never crossed my mind, he held my belt and accused me of sagging I had to explain to him telling him that was my last belt hole, I shud have just told him ma sisters did not leave any ass for me.....lol

He asked the crowd whether he shud take down my trousers and they all roared no, thank God they did that. His next comment really pained me that am not graduating July 2nd so I want to deprive others, this was the most defining moment ma self image almost ruined he asked for my current CGPA, he told me to say it into the mike, this was the time i wished rapture will happen or maybe the floor should open and swallow me up.

Still blushing at the mike I said my CGPA but it was not loud enough I had to add more volume and all of a sudden i heard the crowd cheering. I am so happy that i read my books all these years but it could have been worse.....I guess the registrar has made a new friend!!!!!!